[The more he hears about this soul-sucking castle, the more he hates it. With a burning, fiery passion.]

That's some "quirk." [He fiddles with his ring, resisting the urge to spew the vitriol that's resting on the edge of his tongue.]

You know, when I turned... I was the victim of a hit-and-run. Didn't realize I'd become a vampire until it was way too late.