[Alex is completely overjoyed and it's probably a good thing they're doing this through text, or else she'd be embarrassed by how happy she is to get this note.]
oh my god do you even realize how perfect a bird human you are this is the most beautiful gift i've ever gotten and the beef steak is only the beginning you are a true renaissance man mr. dave fanta
[text; and dude i only remembered to send mine bc i got this tag]
oh my god do you even realize how perfect a bird human you are
this is the most beautiful gift i've ever gotten
and the beef steak is only the beginning
you are a true renaissance man mr. dave fanta
merry christmas bro