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"Hey, it's Alex. I'm probably either asleep or ignoring you, so leave a message and don't call back! 'Kay, bye."

[Hey there, Alex. I hope you were prepared to find an atrocious multi-part comic with a glowing bag of glowing Doritos. There's also a letter attached to the comic, handwritten.]

so i wrestled with the idea of getting you a present for a while. not because i had to decide if you were getting a present but because picking out one that was appropriately legit was hard. there were so many options. so maybe this is a cop out but i figured why not make a comic that combined all of those options with every ironic callback i could think of. start off easy with some intro level shit and then ascend into the real tiers of absolutely fucking shithive hideous you know.

figured it would be the kind of thing you would appreciate. its not everyday you meet a like minded visionary who has become a pro at kicking boredoms ass around here while simultaneously keeping it real.

the beef steak with grape jelly on it is symbolic of the immiscible apeshit bananas happenstance we found ourselves in btw. you probably knew that already but now you have official insider deets. those might be worth something someday.

merry christmas alex

[Alex is completely overjoyed and it's probably a good thing they're doing this through text, or else she'd be embarrassed by how happy she is to get this note.]

oh my god do you even realize how perfect a bird human you are
this is the most beautiful gift i've ever gotten
and the beef steak is only the beginning
you are a true renaissance man mr. dave fanta

merry christmas bro

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backdated 12.25; bc i have been a lazy holiday shit

[text; and dude i only remembered to send mine bc i got this tag]