delincuente | IC Inbox

"Hey, it's Alex. I'm probably either asleep or ignoring you, so leave a message and don't call back! 'Kay, bye."

That's us, alright.
One of these days, I'll get my hands on a real recipe.
In the meantime, I hope he likes whatever this'll be.

magic squash juice

Eh, he's magic too. Magic guys can drink magic juice and come out okay.

lol proving my magic is way cooler than his
he can't turn a squash into a pumpkin himself

To be fair, I never asked him either.
He just assumed we'd have pumpkins or pumpkin flavored things on this ship.

cause that's a totally normal thing to just assume we'd have in the middle of outer space

I also assumed there would be black tea on our ship.
Look at where that got me.

oh stef
you idealist, you

Like I'm going to make that mistake ever again.
But thank you. I'll bring the squashes in soon.

hey no prob
peace out