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"Hey, it's Alex. I'm probably either asleep or ignoring you, so leave a message and don't call back! 'Kay, bye."

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[text] ; 1/2 <- THAT'S THE DATE BTW

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han solo sent me this

[And so he sends over ichi_ichi.pdf.

Save him from this awful thing.]

TY I ACTUALLY WAITED FOR 2/2 FOR A MINUTE

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[Silly Clay, how do you expect Alex to save you from the awful ninja porn, when this is the best thing that's happened to her in weeks?]

hoooly shit
idk who the fuck han solo is but
he is a god among men
where did he even find this

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[HOW DOES SHE LIVE IN A SLIGHTLY MODERN WORLD AND NOT KNOW WHO HAN SOLO IS okay whatever if she doesn't know then best not to explain]

idk i think there was an anon post asking to help delete something and that was apparenlty it

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[SHE SHUNS ALL THINGS SCI-FI OKAY it's a personal thing]

absolute blasphemy
who the hell would want to delete this
clay we need to find out who made that post
and knock some sense into them

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nah i mean

i can def see why they wanted it deleted so i dont think they need sense knocked into them

i mean maybe some

they did give it to han and all

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yeah i wouldn't give anything to someone with a shady name like "han solo"
what does that even mean
like does he only have one han
instead of two
is there a han duo out there
han trio
what

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[Oh god, okay, even though he's sick, he ends up laughing at that. Which, in turn, makes a coughing fit happen. Ow, ow.]

AELKX

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hey these are all really legitimate questions

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han uno
han dos
han tres

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han trio
han quartet

just picture
four of him around a microphone
singing motown