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[delincuente]

"Hey, it's Alex. I'm probably either asleep or ignoring you, so leave a message and don't call back! 'Kay, bye."

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[save_the_souls]

Alex, there's something I need to warn you about regarding your new crewmate Theon.

[text]

[delincuente]

you mean the asshole who shoved me???
what's up with him
aside from being a manchild

[text]

[save_the_souls]

He shoved you?!

[THAT ASSHOLE. Oh right-]

It's worse than him being a manchild. According to someone on my crew, he's a murderer and traitor.

[delincuente]

oh awesome like we need one of those on our ship
this is gonna be super fun :) :) :)
but thanks for the heads up
so far he's just been a fucking douche
told me i can't be captain because i'm ~~~a woman~~~
you'll probably need to worry more about me killing him

[save_the_souls]

...Ah. He sounds better and better by the moment.

I don't kill people, but I could always threaten him with my claws or strength. Or do you have it covered?

[delincuente]

we have three wizards, a vampire, the norse god of mischief, and
whatever the rest of these weirdos are
we'll be fine

[save_the_souls]

Ah-

Yeah. You sound fine.

[VERY FINE]

Just be careful. Some of the people he murdered were children, from the sound of it. [So total scuuuum]

[delincuente]

duuuuude what the actual fuck
yeah we'll definitely keep all our eyes out

jeez why'd they have to make this guy security officer
what a great idea, atroma