delincuente: (☮ she sings the revolution)
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delincuente: (my problem is my problem)

[personal profile] delincuente 2017-03-20 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
holy crap dude i've totally been thinking about this for months
i've got it all worked out okay just sit back

i would be played by penelope cruz obviously
i mean she's like 40 or something and not even mexican but this is a bad movie so it doesn't matter
you'd be elijah wood but with a wig and less tired
clay would be played by dwayne the rock johnson
excuse me, dwayne the moon rock johnson
and stef would be played by rob patz bc hollywood thinks all vampires are white dudes but also tbh he's really cute
save_the_souls: (sweatdrop)

[personal profile] save_the_souls 2017-03-20 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my God. I knew I could count on you.

Also saying that movie me could date the Rock is possibly the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me, thank you. I can't even be annoyed that you casted me as a hobbit after that.

What about Opal and Nightingale? Do you have actresses for them? I told Opal she'd be played by Zooey Deschanel, but I think she was very mad about that.
delincuente: (took a blanket into the bath)

[personal profile] delincuente 2017-03-20 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
look dude i met the rock and you could totally date him
under the right circumstances

and i don't really know opal but i'm offended at her anger
zooey deschanel is without flaws
but i'm gonna cast katy perry instead, just throw in a pop star for audience interest
and as for nightingale
oh man
dakota fanning, a la the runaways
save_the_souls: (sweatdrop)

[personal profile] save_the_souls 2017-03-20 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
You met him?? That's incredible!

Opal is Nightingale's girlfriend and the Pathstone- er, Goldstone's captain. She's very sarcastic.

Which one is Katy Perry? Is she the one you and Clay like or is that someone else? I can never keep them straight.

And I haven't see that movie, Dakota Fanning's an adult in that right?
delincuente: (i stay out too late)

[personal profile] delincuente 2017-03-20 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
my little brother faked a horrible disease and a bunch of celebrities came to visit him
and i bet you thought i was the only bad sibling

also katy perry's the one who sang i kissed a girl
and yeah she's all weird and grown up and kissing kristen stewart
save_the_souls: (I...what is going on in here?)

[personal profile] save_the_souls 2017-03-20 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. That's despicable and impressive.

Oh that stupid song. I think I remember it. And okay, that sounds better than anything I had.

What about Crowley?
delincuente: (the sparks didn't glow)

[personal profile] delincuente 2017-03-20 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
easy - robert downey jr
save_the_souls: (hmmm!)

[personal profile] save_the_souls 2017-03-20 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's good.

I knew I could count on you. Any others?
Edited 2017-03-20 04:42 (UTC)
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