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"Hey, it's Alex. I'm probably either asleep or ignoring you, so leave a message and don't call back! 'Kay, bye."

i can't promise how great it'll taste but
yeah i could probably do it

Thanks. James really wants pumpkin juice for some reason, but I've never made it before.

i think they totally used to have that at their weird wizard school or something
i remember sirius mentioning it before
british wizards are weird

That would explain it.
I have no clue how good this'll taste, but he DID ask.

aww i'm so glad he's coming to us with his problems now
it's almost like we're a real family

That's us, alright.
One of these days, I'll get my hands on a real recipe.
In the meantime, I hope he likes whatever this'll be.

magic squash juice

Eh, he's magic too. Magic guys can drink magic juice and come out okay.

lol proving my magic is way cooler than his
he can't turn a squash into a pumpkin himself

To be fair, I never asked him either.
He just assumed we'd have pumpkins or pumpkin flavored things on this ship.

cause that's a totally normal thing to just assume we'd have in the middle of outer space

I also assumed there would be black tea on our ship.
Look at where that got me.

oh stef
you idealist, you

Like I'm going to make that mistake ever again.
But thank you. I'll bring the squashes in soon.

hey no prob
peace out